I made this vest today because fuck you I can be sexy without your validation.
- Me: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been 3 days since my last confession.
- Priest: Go on.
- Me: Father, may the lord forgive me... the only time I'm on the net is when I google Nicki Minaj's ass.
- Priest: W-w-what?
- Me: and I couldn't get michael kors if I was fucking michael kors.
Lol why do people keep photoshopping their bodies
Dat ass
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW TRUE
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Source: maleminded
Tie dye everything
I'm not really good at one thing, unless you count being kinda good at a lot of things, joking about homicide at inappropriate times, and leaving professional sounding voicemails.
