December 2011
“hey baby let’s take a black and white pic of us kissing to put on tumblr”
– things no boy I date will ever say to me
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Watchcockstreetboys:
w@t
I really can’t even… LOOH MEYAP UUUUAAAAAYYYYY
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Watch
unluckydecisions asked: twatsinyournose
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Caption: “black man angry with behavior of alcoholic brother”
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just saw the status “life is actually better without tumblr”
seriously has a blogging website effected your life so much that you feel that deleting your account has made a major difference in it
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Today my 11-year-old sister asked me what a novice was and I told her is was a really bad cuss word that racists call black people.
ok so this is a really pathetic depressing fact, but my drafts box has like 60+ texts where I’ve gone to tell someone something and then, remembering that they hate me, not sending it.
L-A-M-E
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cripplechoir:
so that’s what makes my grandma’s red velvet cake that color
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My mom threatened to stop paying for my pilates...
So I shaved.
Being a white chick is so difficult.
“How is everything you do so FOXY?!”
– everyone I have ever met
squidtier:
the fact that hipster-harry-potter is indeed a taken url makes me want to puke
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I’m poopin
what that’s how I poop
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Romantic Rambling about Sarah.
I am friends with this girl named Sarah.
She is the most wonderful person I have ever laid eyes on and her hair is so shiny. With every step she takes, cat hair is released into the hair only to fill my nasal cavities with love and admiration for her.
She goes to an arts school and listens to Tyler the Creator and owns red Toms and even those things about her are uber cute.
When she pours me...
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people rearranged all of the lighted deer on my...